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Hey You Little Sex Pot

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I don’t know what it is that draws me into Victoria’s Secret, especially when I don’t need to buy anything. It might be all the bright colors, the huge posters of scantily clad women, or that I have a shopping problem. Either way, lace bras are at the top of my list because summer is just around the corner and my favorite kind of bra to wear is one that lets the girls breathe and still makes me feel like a special lady. The wide band on this bralette is extremely comfortable. Perfect to wear with a wife beater on a hot summer day. Get yours here for $18.

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Steve Madden Tuxx Oxford

I’ve been looking for a pair of affordable white and black Oxford shoes for quite awhile. The kind that reminds me of my childhood.

I was ecstatic when I came across these lovelies at Steve Madden:

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I snagged these up today on an impromptu shopping trip. I can pair them with a casual dress and leggings, or rolled up jeans, a tank, and a boyfriend jacket. I may even go all out with the menswear trend and wear them to work with a suit.

Get your own pair here.

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Karl Lagerfeld x Döttling: most expensive safe in the world

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Is there anything Karl can’t/won’t do? If there is, I want to know..because making a custom built safe is quite the unusual! Created with German luxury safe maker Döttling, 30 limited edition ‘Narcissus’ safe has been called the world’s most expensive safe with a price tag of 250,000 euros. It stands at just under 6 feet tall with a steel body, but when activated two doors open to reveal interior cabinets to hold your luxury watches and jewelry. Whoa, so who the hell is going to be the first in line for this?

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Hellz Bellz x Vans - Sophie

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When the Hellz Bellz x Vans collab released I went ahead and snoozed right through it. Sort of freaked out but then found an online retailer, so I didn’t lose! I thought they would be stiff to my bare feet but was immediately proven wrong. The Sophie is by far the most comfortable shoe I’ve worn in a while. Light weight and very easy to walk in. The cut outs in these Sophie’s give it a cool look and the metallic gold and sparkling black upper is an eye catcher. The metallic silver buckle strap and cord laces are a little more fashion than function, but definitely help put the shoe together. The only minor complaint I have about the shoe is the laces easily come untied - no big deal because I went elementary school style and double knotted them.

If you haven’t gotten a pair yet visit Hellz for a list of locations/online stores.

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Where to buy: Combat Boots

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Combat boots aka Dr. Martens can be seen on every other person around the corner. They are no longer for the gothie’s, or the hipsters. They are fashionably acceptable on anyone. Although I don’t have a pair of Dr Marten’s, I do have a pair from Target that I adore (although I don’t wear often enough).  If you’re looking for a pair, I got you!

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We Love Colors… and Leggings!

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As if I don’t wear leggings enough as it is, Pauline knows, I found this online store We Love Colors that carry leggings in 51 colors. I’m became immediately obsessed.

Not only do they carry leggings, but a huge selection ranging from tights to gloves to fishnet body suits. WHAT?! Oh yea, those nights you just really want to show all, they have what you are looking for. Go here to get a better look at the colors. Get your wallet out too.

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Under Investigation: $1,900 Lacoste Shirt

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Trust me, I asked myself the same thing: who in the “h” would buy such a horrible thing? And even more important, WHAT is that? Whoever decided to throw on hundreds of Lacoste alligator’s should really question life. This men’s Lacoste shirt goes for $7,500… but wait, it get’s better. The women’s version goes for a whopping $1,900.  Whether it’s art, creatvity, or just fun- it’s pretty outrageous. But hey, someone out there will buy it!

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Wishlist: Melissa Numa + Love Fox Sandal

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Call me crazy, but I am in love with these sandals. Maybe it’s my obsession with plastic jelly shoes, or my obsession with animals (yes, I love mice too). These shoes are definitely the cat’s meow! How can you go wrong with a plastic little mouse/rat hanging on the side of your sandal? Ok, you can probably go wrong, but I say yay! I want! Each pair is crafted from technologically-engineered injected thermoplastic that easily molds to feet for the most comfortable fit around. Plus, they’re totally hypoallergenic and odorless. Buy here for a cool $100.

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Ask Miss Lady: How Much Is Too Much?

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Miss Lady, What are your thoughts on Binge drinking (drinking large amounts of alcohol over a short period of time)? Drunk girls? Is it forgiveable every now and then or not? - Reader

I will breakdown this so we don’t get too much into the nitty gritty:
You go to a bar with a bunch of girlfriends and get pretty [VERY] intoxicated, end up hanging out with a completely sober guy that you kind of know… and things… well, they happen. Is anyone at fault here? Are you to blame for being a party animal, the guy for taking advantage of the fact, or your girlfriends for not telling the creep to lay off?

First, thank you for emailing this because it’s personal and appreciate you reaching out to me. Second, this is something I’d really like to get everyone’s opinion on.

I think that if you are going out with a bunch of your girlfriends, you have to know when to get eachothers back. When I go out with some of my girls, I get very over protective. If guys are getting too grabby or buying too many drinks/shots I put an end to it. That kind of weird sh*t does not go down on my watch. Don’t get me wrong, I love to have a good time (all the time) but I won’t let my friends be whisked away. You also need to know what your limit is - if you know that six pear vodka and crans gets you to black out, DON’T drink six. Try and shoot for three or four. Don’t let yourself get too out of control because you are responsible for your own self.

As far as the guy goes, he’s a guy. If you kind of know him and you let yourself be on him while you’re drinking - know that you started making the choice when you were a little coherent. Now I’m definitely not leaning towards the male side here, I’m simply stating that if a hook up starts to occur then it’s going to. That being said, he’s probably not a good guy.

I would reach out to him and talk about what happened that night. Maybe he was drinking and your friends (who were drinking?) can’t recall exactly what happened. Maybe your friends did try to pry you away from him but you gave them a battle.

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Lady Gaga…looking human on the cover of Cosmopolitan

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Wow, I never thought I would say this, but Gaga looks absolutely breathe taking! It looks like she took a step away for a brief moment from the crazy costume’s, and stepped into a cute LBD, with normal make-up. Although we do all love her crazy outfits, there’s something sweet and cute about her in simple clothing.

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On her ex boyfriend :
“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee a the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.”

On her career:
“I ate shit for so long, being told I didn’t fit the mold and that I was ‘too pop’ or ‘too theater’…I’ve always been delusionally ambitious to the point where people don’t understand me.”

There are tons of questions we want to ask Lady Gaga. After all, she’s one of the most fascinating music artists
we’ve ever seen. And unlike most people who are given that title, she actually manages to live up to it—she’s a true artist—while still singing ultracatchy pop songs that make it impossible not to dance. She’s kind of a genius… but she’s also kind of bizarre. Who is she, really? We plan to find out.

But as we wait for her to meet us at a chic Las Vegas sushi restaurant, we’re completely preoccupied with the most obvious question of all: What the hell will she be wearing? That translucent bubble dress, a bra that shoots sparks, lingerie that oozes fake blood—Gaga never looks boring. In fact, we’d be shocked if she’s so much as touched a pair of sweat pants in her life.

Sadly, there are no pyrotechnics when we spot her strutting toward us in a pair of black shades, a skimpy bustier, and an impossibly tight vinyl miniskirt. Just as we realize we have no idea what to call her (though we bet “Stefani” will get us slapped), she stretches out a pale, delicate hand in our direction and declares “Gaga.” Of course.

We offer her a cocktail, but she has a soldout concert in a few hours, and she doesn’t want to drink before the show. Instead, she orders riceless sushi and dressingless salad. For Gaga, life is all about being in the spotlight… and why would she do anything to jeopardize that? “My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage,” she says. “I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me.”

This issue is on newsstands March 9th.

I love her sooo much more after reading these snippets of her interview!

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