I have never celebrated St. Patty’s Day in my life because I always figured what for?? I’m not Irish. Yet after having spent a fair amount of time with this Irish-American kid I’ve started to give it some thought. Being the Isis that I am one should know that I am not gonna go about it the regular ol’ drinking wearing a green outfit and lucky charms way. No!!!! I’m gonna get creative and make some green suggestions. I call it “Get Ya Green On”.
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#1 Since most people are “all about their paper” anyways I say f**k it, get ya nails did with paper too. This look will wow em on the streets since it of course is green AND it’s kosher beyond St. Patty’s Day. How would you explain having lucky charms on your finger nails two three weeks from now?? Exactly! Money is the clever way to go because everyone understands getting paid. And if anyone asks at the parade just remind them that it’s green.
#2 Take a bite outta that freakin apple. Apples are more than fruit bowl accessories, they’re delicious and healthy little balls. Did you know apples contain antioxidants that improves the immune function and prevents disease. And apparently green apples have the ability to act as a liver and gall bladder cleanser which of course is a gross but useful piece of information.
#3 Bring out them hot mess leggings and party like it’s 1990!!! Okayyy so this may not be one of those beyond St. Patty Day sort of things but it’s green and if you do it right you will without doubt pull it off. I’m kinda salty at the various colours chosen and the outfit as a whole in the picture above but I’m not asking you to pay attention to the tee shirt or the shoes. Just look at the green leggings and imitate that specific look for the holiday aight??!
#4 I don’t see anything like this living in downtown Chicago and I sure as hell won’t be found sitting on a park bench this close to the lake in this winter weather BUT it’s no excuse to not go outdoors and enjoy the little bit of natures scenery available. Point is, get outside of your cozy ass loft, apartment, basement or whatever and embrace some green air.
And last but not least please, please, please…whatever you do this St. Patty’s Day, do not buy yourself a “GREEN” bag if you know good and well you don’t contribute to the betterment of Earth. NAGL. Yall have no idea how irritating it is to see someone walking around with one of these eco trendy things then witness them littering with their little cigarette butts and gum wrappers. Find a bag that’s true to your lifestyle, none of that phony hipster shit.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!








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