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Under Investigation: $1,900 Lacoste Shirt

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Trust me, I asked myself the same thing: who in the “h” would buy such a horrible thing? And even more important, WHAT is that? Whoever decided to throw on hundreds of Lacoste alligator’s should really question life. This men’s Lacoste shirt goes for $7,500… but wait, it get’s better. The women’s version goes for a whopping $1,900.  Whether it’s art, creatvity, or just fun- it’s pretty outrageous. But hey, someone out there will buy it!

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Under Investigation: ASOS Printed Wired Ruffle Off Shoulder Top

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Although I am all for new cuts, new designs, and just new stuff you don’t see in every boutique and shop, I don’t know if I would be able to pull this off. This dress makes me think ” where the hell where I wear this?” I can think of a couple people who could pull this off, such as our girl Laura from Dimepiece. Yay?

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Under Investigation: Dreams Come True Hair Tee Series

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Um.. wow. As if hair extensions weren’t good enough, you can go ahead and buy yourself a t-shirt with printed hair on it. Hm? Does it even look somewhat believable? We think not so much, but someone might be able to pull it off? For less then half the price of extensions ($38), you can grab your very own, match it with your hair color and make believe that you have a long curly pony tail.

“Having long hair is many girl’s dream. Inspired by my cousin Yoko, whom wished to own long and thick hair, I implement hair graphics printed on t-shirt to produce visual effects of extending hair length and volume. This t-shirt series is designed to help girls achieve their wishes through an easy and fun way.”

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Under Investigation: DEPT Used Denim Pants

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I think the product description of these pants makes me want these even less then I originally did “My oh my! These have got to be the best pair of jeans I have seen in a long time! Very high fashion with a dropped crotch and massive amount of buttons and flap pockets. GOT TO HAVE THESE!”

How about no! My, what a waste of denim… Buy here for $139

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Under Investigation: F21 Feather Cape with Brooch

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I totally understand F21’s desire to go further into the fashion world besides polyester jeans and pleather skirts, but this is definitely in question in my book. You remember that feather skirt from ASOS? Well after convincing from some of our readers, I was convinced that it could be worn to look cute. What do you think? Pass? Fail? Don’t know? What would you wear this with ? Buy here for $39.

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Under Investigation: Yves Saint Laurent Leather Jumpsuit

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So I’ve been seeing more and more of the most odd leather pieces of clothing out there. Leather T-Shirts, socks, leather sunglasses, and more. But this YSL Leather Jumpsuit takes the cake for the fuggliest and most unattractive piece of leather clothing ever. It is incredibly unappealing and un-sexy jumpsuit ever! Good job YSL! How much you ask? Oh this cutie patootie can be bought for only $4715.

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Under Investigation: ASOS Black Feather Skirt

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Feathers, they look nice on earrings and can look nice on pretty much any accessory. When I saw this skirt, I couldn’t help but think WTF? This to me looks like a potential Halloween costume for 2010, but I don’t think I could rock this to the club. I would be scared of being mistaken for one of the birds, or a looney. And for $118, I’ll say this gets a fail.

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Under Investigation: Nylon Spandex Stretch Floral Lace Unitard

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Whoa, first of all. I could name probably four people on this planet who would wear this: Amber Rose, Lady Gaga, Rihanna and a porn star. Second, I don’t even have to go on about the photos on American Apparel, because we all know American Apparel has some of the most sexual and explicit ads for clothes out there. Now for $50, can someone tell me how you can appropriately wear this out? Buy it from American Apparel.