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First Look: Jimmy Choo x Ugg

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Remember me yapping about hearing rumors about the Jimmy Choo x Uggs shoe collaboration? Well obviously it wasn’t just a rumor, it’s true! And here is your first look. Nicky Hilton blasted a photo on twitter. The entire collection launches this  October. They will retail between $495 and $795. Yay or Nay?

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Yay or nay: Hiking Boot heels by Tory Burch

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Hiking boots, their definitely a category of their own in the shoe world. I understand trying to innovate an old shoe, but throwing a heel on a hiking boot then marking it $400? I don’t know. Are you feeling it? Shop here for Tory Burch hiking boots.

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Photoshop Police: Proenza Schouler Ad Campaign

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I don’t know about you, but it looks like this models waist has been pinched and squeezed to the max. What is wrong with the editors to think that this is even okay. What healthy normal human being who even have a waist like that? What’s your call? Photoshopped or not?

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Video- Lmao Now Run And Tell That

I like to think that we all have that one friend who has the sickest sense of humor..you know, the one who laughs at someone or something you shouldn’t really laugh at. And what makes it even sicker is that after thinking twice about it you can die laughing along with their fowl mind too. Now with that being said I had my own sick moment cracking up to this countryfied news report remixed that a friend of mine had showed me. So hide yo kids and hide yo wife, cuz this is truly some ghetto ass shit and for even more wtf’s??! there’s an original one to this too. LULZ! It’ll all make sense after you watch. Enjoy!

Click here to watch the original news report

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Delfina Delettrez Skeletor Belt

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To surprise and fascinate, choose jewels and accessories by Italian designer Delfina Delettrez. Infused with romance and the macabre, these pieces reflect your strength of personality and stylish wit. Gold, silver, iron, copper and Tuscan marble fuse with precious stones to make inimitable, high-impact statements. Wrap your waist in Delfina’s skeletor belt for a Gothic-style flourish. Fixed to a wide leather band, slender Sterling silver fingers interlock to suspenseful effect; fasten the knot tie to the side or front to achieve your desired look. You’re probably thinking how much for this creepy belt? You’re looking at $3,684.

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WTF: Falsies made out of Dead Flies?

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This definitely  takes the cake for grossest idea ever. These “Flylashes” are actually made out of dead fly legs. Artist Jessica Harrison takes dead fly legs and attaches them onto the eye for what are aptly called ‘flylashes.’


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$1,850 sports bra? Oh hells no!

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As if a $50 sports bra wasn’t enough, BodyRock Sport has created this $1,850 “Trenta Bra” which I thought maybe would have something amazing like built in nipple guns (Like in Austin Powers), breast growth devices, or something just out of this world. But nope, all you get is some attached necklace thing and black spandex.

“Attached to this uber stylish sports bra is a gunmetal sterling silver bracelet and necklace from K&H’s Trenta collection. The jewelry is removable and can be worn as a necklace with bracelet or as a long necklace. There is gunmetal burnout fabric used on the sides of the bra, which adds ventilation and chicness.”

So tell me, if you had $2,000 laying around, would you?

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LOL of the day: Comfort Wipe

OH my! I know you are watching this and waiting for an SNL actor to come out and say something funny, but I promise you- this is as real as it gets. Yes people, this is for those of you who 1) can’t reach your behind to wipe 2) want to “save you dignity” and who knows what other reasons. All I know is, who need an extra 18 inches to wipe your bum? LOL for sure.

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Taylor Momsen, stripper heels? SMH!

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Gossip Girl’s 16 year old Taylor Momsen has been featured on The Lipstick Diaries quite a few times, questioning her fashion sense. Most of our readers like her, and say “leave her alone”, but I have to admit this has gone beyond the trashy meeter. Taylor was performing at the Warped Tour at the Ventura County Fairgrounds in Ventura- not only rocking the “tip me” stripper heels, but was smoking on stage- kind of resembeling a meth’d out stripper from butt f*ck no where. Girl, I know you don’t care about what people think- but you are 16 for heavens sake!  Someone please throw this girl a jacket.

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Comments? Opinions? Is this age appropriate? Who cares? What do you think?

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WTF: Patrick Mohr at Berlin Fashion Week

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Patrick Mohr takes the cake for the cuckiest, and maybe ugliest runway models for Berlin Fashion Week. It’s almost like a mix between The Coneheads and Jesus. The clothing is actually really cute, but I don’t quite see the objective of the bald heads and whiskers. What do you guys think? Tasteful? Too weird?

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